Although 3 years may not seem like a long time to some…but time along with many other things, is relative…i’ve lived 12.5% more of my life since 2005 and i’m also no longer in college…so please keep that in mind while reading the below passage from my past.
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 09:35:26 -0600
Subject: i’m shorty its my birthday…
yo, i’d like to start this email off with telling you all that i am typing on an
american keyboard finally…
i think the people here think i go AUP (american university in paris) i use
their labs and show up randomly at AUP events…hahaha
yesterday…we went on this aup tour on a boat…it was like -5 C so i think the
coldness outweighed the beauty of the city on water…afterwards nora and
gillian booked it home and alex and i and a bunch of kids went to dinner…i
sat across from the most obnoxious kid in the world…it must have been his
BRACES cause he was trying to be funny in an 8th grade boy kind of way…his
parents must have played some sick joke on him because he is a little BEHIND
THE TIMES on his dental work and social behavior…his presence offended me and
my dining experience…also after dinner the gross waiter kissed my hand and
gave me the heeebeeegeeebees….
after after dinner…we split up and alex and her friends and i went to this
like pub sort of place that played american football…the patriots versus
whoever…it was full of men, which i liked very much, i stared around got a
round of tequila shots for my birthday at midnight and alex licked my neck…we
bounced that joint and went to a latin bar where we met these two dudes that
just got back from AMSTERDAM…they told us they had brought some quality goods
back from there…we quickly went back to this austrian girl melanie’s apt who
goes to aup…after like 15 minutes of smoking i had to pass out… i somehow
managed to randomly spend the night at melanie’s…can we mention the fact that
i have not slept in “my own bed” since i have gotten to europe?? hahahaha i am
such a sketchball….i walked back to alex’s apt this morning and got lunch
with her…and yeah, i dont know how i managed to understand how to get from
melanie’s to alex’s but that’s just me….then i got a second lunch like 30
minutes later with nora and gillian…the waiter overheard us talking about my
day of birth and brought me over tiramisu!!! which was delightful because i
love tiramisu like its my job…
bisous-bisous,
